Did you spent $1000 on a handheld computer just to jerk off in bed, listen to Spotify, and stalk your ex too?

No because I don't jerk off in bed, listen to Spotify, or stalk exes.

I didn't, but it sounds like something I'd do.

It didn't cost me $1000 but yes.

Nope!

Had this argument with somebody on here yesterday.
Useless tech people feel compelled to buy yet use for the same stuff any of their previous devices could STILL service.

No

No

The days of the 'poison-pen' letter are dwindling!

I got mine for free, but yes