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dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
I would go if someone paid me.
Elegy · 46-50
@dumpstermeow How much, asking for a friend.
Jibby · 56-60, C
@dumpstermeow I'd pay someone not to have to go
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
Jibby · 56-60, C
@dumpstermeow deal.. just don't come back with head lice from the hippies...gross
Elegy · 46-50
@dumpstermeow I've got a $100 Kohl's card for the 5 g-strings you'll need for a wardrobe. 5 Chunky bars, a case of spiked Gatorade, a full tank of gas and a bag of dildos.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Elegy I love a man with a plan. Let's do this. 💪