Burning Man

@dumpstermeow deal.. just don't come back with head lice from the hippies...gross

@dumpstermeow I've got a $100 Kohl's card for the 5 g-strings you'll need for a wardrobe. 5 Chunky bars, a case of spiked Gatorade, a full tank of gas and a bag of dildos.

@Elegy I love a man with a plan. Let's do this. 💪

@Earthwrap and Birkenstocks

@Jibby yeah, it's a great way to stick it to the man by expending thousands of gallons in gas to fly and drive around the world to the event. And of course ruin thousands of pairs of Birkenstock in one weekend. It's a good thing the corporation is opening up similar events in countries around the world.