So what's going on the UK right now?

There's this guy Boris (who's British) who has dumber hair than Trump and he's handed in his resignation to this woman -I don't know her name but she looks like Peter Cushing - and there's talk all around the chip shop that Boris is going to steal Peter Cushing's job except there's this other guy who's tall like a stretched out Harry Potter and maybe he's going to beat Boris and get Peter Cushing's job.

Its all got something to with a Breksit and I don't know what's going to happen but its all dramatical and stuff.