So let me get this straight, life won't go right for me unless I believe in Yeshua

That doesn't sound like much of a choice. Ultimatum type of thing, either you believe in me or you suffer. Kinda cruel maybe.

And it's not just about believing, it's following all these rules and abstenance.

Believing whole hartedly in Yeshua is believing that he is everywhere and manifested through everyone so thats kind of creepy to me.

Am I talking to my dad, brother or you Yeshua. If that's you behind them then are they really their own person, insanity.