Whats the craziest thing you've ever done ?

I recant mine remember better one. So I was babysitting a kid for his mom and would sometimes take him on adventures at night to the park or pond down the street.sounds suspicious I know but that's all it was I swear.we would stake it out in bushes and see crazy stuff sometimes and we were perfectly safe deep in the foilage.he has a really cool mom.sometimes we prank people cuz they thought they were alone but no. So one Saturday he brings younger friend with him.like 9 year old to stalk park also. A white truck pulls up,we yell something stupid as it leaves. So the older one say oh shit he's coming back.he was just playing as but he really sold it by saying the guy had a rifle,should be an actor.so I and younger boy be level him and stay down. He's walking this way the older one says so the 9 year old gets scared shitless and starts crying and begging to leave.well obviously you better stay hidden and shut up when there is a phantom man with a gun looking for you so I start telling him as quietly as possible to shut up or your gonna die. Course it made it worse,I not so good with children as I thought,and he gets worse. So I say shut the f__k up you little wuss you p___y b__ch you are going to get us all killed. No he is really upset and tears and everything so in my mind iam justified in shutting him up to save him but mostly worried about myself so I tell him again to shut up little b__ch or I'll break your neck myself.iam just about to put my sock in his mouth or gang him when the older kid that puked me good to finally told us it was a joke. Only two of us thought it was funny later though.