Took a Witch spells course (i'm an open-minded person and was interested in knowing how it works)

I recant mine remember better one. So I was babysitting a kid for his mom and would sometimes take him on adventures at night to the park or pond down the street.sounds suspicious I know but that's all it was I swear.we would stake it out in bushes and see crazy stuff sometimes and we were perfectly safe deep in the foilage.he has a really cool mom.sometimes we prank people cuz they thought they were alone but no. So one Saturday he brings younger friend with him.like 9 year old to stalk park also. A white truck pulls up,we yell something stupid as it leaves. So the older one say oh shit he's coming back.he was just playing as but he really sold it by saying the guy had a rifle,should be an actor.so I and younger boy be level him and stay down. He's walking this way the older one says so the 9 year old gets scared shitless and starts crying and begging to leave.well obviously you better stay hidden and shut up when there is a phantom man with a gun looking for you so I start telling him as quietly as possible to shut up or your gonna die. Course it made it worse,I not so good with children as I thought,and he gets worse. So I say shut the f__k up you little wuss you p___y b__ch you are going to get us all killed. No he is really upset and tears and everything so in my mind iam justified in shutting him up to save him but mostly worried about myself so I tell him again to shut up little b__ch or I'll break your neck myself.iam just about to put my sock in his mouth or gang him when the older kid that puked me good to finally told us it was a joke. Only two of us thought it was funny later though.

Planted a time bomb in my college library.😂😂😂

A girl has to keep some secrets lol although one of the crazy things I've done (not craziest) i got married because I was bored.

From the breakdown lane on the Massachusetts Turnpike on the way to a rock concert in Worchster, Mass., one of my friends had to go to pee and could no longer hold it, she squatted on the side of the car to try not to be seen and got back in, now the rest of us where drinking and smoking marijuana, I was driving and was known for doing crazy things, and this happened, I turned the car around in the breakdown lane and pulled onto the turnpike in reverse, you should have seen peoples faces in others cars, especially the one I was directly looking at behind me, now I didn't stay this way long as my friends where screaming, I pulled back over and turned the car around and proceed going forward, it was hilarious though, good thing no state troopers were around, but I'd have made some excuse to get away with my "it's all in good fun" event.

samsam008, nice one, that's taking a page out of my book :)

hehehehe come here

sorry its nsfw.i cant post it here 😝

well maybe trowing a piece of paper on the ground and not picking it up :p

Puzzling question.

I became me and I luv it!

Can't say

still doing it

Gang should be gag and be level is believe.

Some spelling errors. Puked should be punked. And few but figure it out

Me and friend froze water balloons and used water balloon launcher to shell a mean guys house on halloween.

oh man,,,, the list is long
My Nephew says,
You seem to like things that ALMOST kill you."
so its a long list
that and "Certain Liaisons"

🌹 i hate you ;P