Girls, your boyfriend is stranded on an island with fellatio obsessed mermaids....
....there is enough battery on his phone for a thirty second conversation. What do you say to him?
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PaleandPolluted · 36-40, F
Convince him they have sharp teeth.
DrBenway · 61-69, M
@PaleandPolluted that's not going to work. They're frolicking right in front of him and he can see they have perfect BJ lips