Girls, your boyfriend is stranded on an island with fellatio obsessed mermaids....

it’s actually a little like asking “what would you do if you weren’t home and a bunch of bored but ambitious housekeepers came over to do all the housework?” LOL give er!!! let me know when i can come home so i’m not in the way.

have fun till help arrives

“Let them enjoy you to the last drop.”

hope the island is close so you can go back as needed! saves me time!

Don't say anything. He's not going to answer, lol.

have fun sweetheart

Convince him they have sharp teeth.

Stay faithful help is on the way.

I won't wait for you

Those are sirens dude.

Don't you dare