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I'll probably be famous after I die. I have been chronically amazing since birth, but I am one of those who won't be truly appreciated until I am gone.
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@Fernie Nothing disingenuous at all. I feel like a sentimental sap right now. We've been going back and forth for quite some time now, and I feel like a fool, but you are a significant presence in my life, and whether you like it or not, you own a chunk of my heart. These pages are real.
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Fernie · F
@puck61 you feel like a fool? Funny...I have never thought of you that way...I think you are a very insightful and smart guy with waaay more sensitivity than many males here. We get along. I always liked that about us...we got into it now and then but never blocked each other. 🤔...Ok, I'll marry you...sheesh
@Fernie I wish. I have thought about it before, a few times. It' s a damn shame, but I have so much love inside of me with no one to give it to. I love that you have the courage of your convictions and that 'your convictions' come from a true place. I want to give you foot rubs. I swear to god!
FreeSpirit1 · F
I invented the spork but I'm not famous because a plastic multi national which shall remain nameless stole my idea
Fernie · F
@FreeSpirit1 oh, you could have been richer than trump!
bijouxbroussard · F
@FreeSpirit1 (raises the spork from take-out in salute) 😃
Fernie · F
TightyWhiteyKing · 26-30, M
Being duct taped up in my tighty whities
@TightyWhiteyKing Wow! I'm totally hetero and I couldn't resist a second thought or two on that one! Kudos!
GBPackersFan · 41-45, M
Well I won a beer bong Championship back in high school.
greenmountaingal · 70-79, F
A couple of decades ago I developed an audience and a reputation at conspiracy conferences writing humorous light verse and plays about UFOs and conspiracies.