I need 6 more followers to reach 600... will you be one of them?

Already stalking you dear 😳

I only got 171... well fcuk you too SW 🤓🖕

I only need 598 more..

So close!

*pulls put camping chair outside your window*

sure

I already follow you, I was going to write a pithy reply about how I'm doing it masochistically or whatever, but it's actually just nice to see how you're doing :)

You know when you reach 666 I'm unfollowing you so you drop back to 665. Then I'm adding you again so I'll be your 666th follower :)

I demand you heart this post for following you. It the spirit of fairness I'll give you a gift.

But how often do you post? 🤔

I give bonus coupons ... but it has not increased my following

In real life? Ok if you say so

*breathes heavily*

i'll do it for nudes

you've been on my list foreeeever <3

If you want.

Sure....I’ll follow you if you want. 😊

Why follow if can't be friends

I already follow you 🤔

think i am already is

I don’t want to

No.

Sent. Now you're at 598. Follow me back?

I'll do it for Nudes

were already friends so