Are you a real person ?

Yes I am. I think behind most all profiles there are real people....some good some not so good, and some that are here to cause others pain.

I can be touched. If that's what you mean.

i try to be in talking but i dont want to come across as the fancy "c" word

Yep. If I were faking on this account - my life would be tremendously more exciting and envious. As it is...it's a lonely snoozefest that no one envies.

Most days. Sometimes it’s iffy.

*message does not compute*

Yes

Yes

Yes.

No im a figment of your imagination.

I am.

Yes I am

I'm as real as it gets.

*pinches arm*
Ouch.
Real enough to hurt.

Yes ma'am.

I am indeed.