What if the sky suddenly turned red?

It depends on when it happens. There's an old nautical saying that goes:

Red skies in the morning, sailor take warning.
Red skies at night, sailor's delight.

An ad for Coca-Cola is about to appear!

Why are my eyes bleeding?!

I would freak out

As I lie here in my lonely bed, and think about the things she said?

I'd read the Bible