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Tell me the worst pickup line you know

Looking for best answer here people. 🙃
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MarkPaul · 26-30, M Best Comment
Feel my shirt material... you know what they call it...?
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@MarkPaul
Boyfriend material..? 🙃
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@MarkPaul this one is actually endearing lmao
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@SW-User Um... [blush]... yeah... I guess I should go... huh? [Starts walking towards the door].
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@MarkPaul You really want Best Answer huh?
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@SW-User he wants you
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@SW-User Yes! You know... I got my rep to consider.
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@SW-User 😆
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@MarkPaul I see, well you’re raising the bar that’s for sure. 😉
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@SW-User Let me ask you something... Do you know karate?
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@MarkPaul Can’t say I do.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@SW-User ...because your body sure is kicking it!
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@MarkPaul Oh lord. 😂
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@SW-User That's all I got. [Takes a gracious bow and backs up to the door]
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@MarkPaul 👏🏻 Stay cool man...