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Tell me the worst pickup line you know

Looking for best answer here people. 🙃

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M Best Comment

Feel my shirt material... you know what they call it...?

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@MarkPaul
Boyfriend material..? 🙃

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@MarkPaul this one is actually endearing lmao

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User Um... [blush]... yeah... I guess I should go... huh? [Starts walking towards the door].

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@MarkPaul You really want Best Answer huh?

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@SW-User he wants you

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User Yes! You know... I got my rep to consider.

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@SW-User 😆

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@MarkPaul I see, well you’re raising the bar that’s for sure. 😉

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User Let me ask you something... Do you know karate?

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@MarkPaul Can’t say I do.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User ...because your body sure is kicking it!

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@MarkPaul Oh lord. 😂

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User That's all I got. [Takes a gracious bow and backs up to the door]

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@MarkPaul 👏🏻 Stay cool man...