Feel my shirt material... you know what they call it...?

There will be only 7 planets left after I destroy uranus

“You be my curry, I’ll be your rice”

Wait... when you say you're looking for the "best," do you mean the "worst?"

Tried on me this Saturday...Good job I have my library card I'm totally checking you out.Uhhh!

Let's head to the rock quarry I'm a little boulder there

“Hi, I want to know you more, you sound fun wanna chat?”

grrr. . .

You're the css to my html. Web dev humor

*So, would you like to go tanning sometime?

This worked but it's mid conversation younger sister said to her friend her older sister has a bf the girl I was keen on I asked if it was true she said no then I said you don't want to make your sister a liar now do you?

They should name a race track after you... because you got the curves.

You look good with clothes on, hopefully you might look better without them

I looked at your profile pic and I thought you had something in your eye... and then I realized it was just your sparkle.

When in college I said this to a woman in a bar when out with frat brothers
All I can say is a daiquiri moves slowly through your hair

Hey baby wanna be picked up lol

This face leaves at midnight........be on it....

Hey babe, are you some habanero sauce cuz I find you hot

Call me milk, baby... cause I will do your body good.

fancy going dutch on a baby ?

Want sum fuk? Romantic I know

Your ass is like an onion!! It'll make a dude cry!

Wanna fuck? I think the disabled loo is free ;)