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I hate him
testbutton 路 51-55, M
@SStarfish that's because he want's you to hate him!
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FreeSpirit1 路 51-55, F
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
testbutton 路 51-55, M
@FreeSpirit1 because by then he was more man than anyone else!
SW-User
Chick Norris doesn't have birthdays, we celebrate the years of his awesomeness.
cherokeepatti 路 61-69, F
@SW-User 馃槀
Sicarium 路 46-50, M
Chuck Norris has had only one birthday. We know it as the Big Bang.
cherokeepatti 路 61-69, F
I wonder who's ass he's gonna kick today????
testbutton 路 51-55, M
@cherokeepatti who's ass won't he kick today!
cherokeepatti 路 61-69, F
@testbutton yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
CaptainBankroll 路 31-35, M
He is the only person alive today that almost got to a half a quarter of my greatness
Happy birthday, Cordell Walker. I mean, Chuck Norris.
celine211 路 22-25, F
Texas Ranger!! what was his name again? Walker!!1
tombailey 路 51-55, M
Do you really mean whose?
sighmeupforthat 路 46-50, M
that wussy?