Would it be offensive or inappropriate to wear a shirt in public that says "Be kind to animals or I'll kill you" on the front?
Man, Do I love a woman with big busty breasts.. Oh boy! I love them big ol chest taters. The bigger the better.
I accidently called my white, sophisticated, old school, southern belle grandmother "nigga" on Easter
You see, I caught him with a right hook, caught him with a jab, caught him with an uppercut, kicked him in his ass.
I'm tough as nails, You're slower than a snail. I beat up every single person in jail. I dare you to try and punch me,My face is so hard you'll say "Ouch, you crunched me!" I fought two lions and won, And I don't even carry a gun.
I'm bored, trying to stalk an ex gf on Facebook and Google. I typed in her first and last name on FB and nothing came up but an abandoned profilewith only 1 picture and that was from 2012, 22 friends and no posts. I'm pretty sure she sent me a FB friend request like a year ago and then she must have deleted me. How do I find her? Am I missing something? Did she block me? I want her bad, she... See More »
Been 2 weeks since I last came, definatly about to have a GREAT orgasm. Cums gonna fly about 10 feet up.Might hit the ceiling, again! PM me ladies if you want to see the video.
This 28 second clip made me kneel in pain from laughter. After 15 + minutes I'm starting to calm down, still laughing, lmao still hurts a little. (1)
The US, France and the UK are bombing Syria, good luck, Russia, try and retaliate or stop the missiles, Putin, you aren't THAT stupid
I'm about To have a nervous breakdown, My head really hurts, If I don't find a way out of here, I'm gonna go berserk 'cause I'm crazy and I'm hurt,Head on my shoulders, It's going berserk! I hear the same old talk talk talk, The same old lines, Don't do me that today, yeah If you know what's good for you, You'll get out of my way,'Cause I'm crazy and I'm hurt, Head on my shoulders, Going... See More »
Why do people talk about black holes as if they're for sure real? Black holes are only a theory we have NO proof of them.And yet people talk about them and tell facts about them as if they're as real and in your face as clouds in the sky or something
Everybody, give a round of applause for my girlfriend!! Who is mad at me for having a cold and not wanting to go out.
