What's an ideal birthday gift for Donald Trump ?

a hat?

Hairclub for men membership

Duct Tape

A muzzle

a year's tuition to Trump University?

more worried about him being in charge of nukes, but hey, whats the worst that could happen...

A bus ticket to Mexico City

lets think about it.. trump in charge of nukes. or hillary selling them to every hostile country in the planet?.. oO

im going trump

A wall , so that he stays inside, never to be seen again .

A week in the hood.

A pic of himself

Orange spray-on tan.

Humility

neither situation is desirable, don't mistake me for being for any of it.

funny how trump haters who call him intolerant🤔 cant see the irony

Better glue for his toupee

@shuhak Perfect !!!

trump has birthdays?

An instructional dvd called "How To Be Tolerant Of Others", if that doesn't work..maybe an improntu brain surgery session.

Trump steaks and trump vodka

a mirror...

A makeover

i was hoping vermin surpreme would win anyway.. free ponies for everyone..

Nocturnal, it's my imaginary scenario...do you mind? 😄

Nocturnal, he is unarmed, tied and gagged...i'll just leave him on the street corner, ok?

I do. Your imagination puts us in the hood at risk, in your imagination. That's not cool.

cement and bricks for the wall

lol you have some silly ideas but I'll let you off

You temp me with certain death. Again, not cool.

Actually, maybe they wouldn't make someone pay for him. They'd still die though.

@kuro Trump would do fine in the hood. They'd make someone pay for him. They'd all be killed. He would have more ammo.

@theone Agreed. Honestly, I think clinton is worse, but they should both die, soon.

6 foot pole up his butt