If you came with a warning label, what would it say?

Corrosive Biohazard

"probably not of this world; proceed at your own risk"

Proceed with caution.

"slippery when wet"

Hazardous/Fragile/Highly Flammable.

Caution ,may explode under pressure

"I'm incredibly uninteresting"

Allergic to counterfeit

"fragile"

Caution: do not touch.

"Be wary of phony business practices"

easily flammable

subject bites when provoked

Warning: contents are hot ! .... Lol

flammable poisonous

Goofy and grumpy beware she will eat all your chocolate

Dead inside

Kiss me or suffer

Veteran and an Asshole Piss of at your own risk. Can and will make grown men cry