Why do I feel the sudden urge to perform violence on your face?

XD oh please no don't! my face is already ruined by stress XD I'll just help you punch your ex ;)

That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me 💙

Because I would swat you away like a fly and you like a challenge?

oh my GAWD
you DO love me!!!

Well, that's not very nice. 😏

because I look like your ex :O

U need a reason?

a sign of affection❤

Why is that?

Violence is sometimes the answer

Hahahaha then you totally deserve it amandra!