Can we have a salami fight ?

If you were a guy asking that question it would come across as a little... y'know?

Afraid not. With you, it would have to be hide the salami.

I would rather have it in my sandwich.😊

Are you packin salami? 😳

Holster your salami and stand across from me on a dusty street.

Wind whistles, a tumbleweed blows across, dust devils whirl and disperse.

Our teeth grit, eyes narrow, fingers twitch closer to our salami holsters.

Alright pard, draw

Boar’s Head