Why do I have to be SUCH a hoe sometimes omg 🙄

Someone has to do the gardening.

It's fun? 🤷🏻

You been blowing guys under the boardwalk again?

Because you want to sometimes!

because some part of you deep down wants to.

You have to get it out of your system. It’s good for you and your future husband...

You found a new angle.

Just be a smart, safe ho and you're fine ^_^ (besides, everyone has done something another person considers "hoe-ish" at some point, so don't feel bad).

Because hoe is life

We're all hoes at times

"Because if you don't, I'm stuck doing it....dammit!"