Why do I have to be SUCH a hoe sometimes omg 🙄

Someone has to do the gardening.

It's fun? 🤷🏻

You been blowing guys under the boardwalk again?

because some part of you deep down wants to.

Because you want to sometimes!

We're all hoes at times

Because hoe is life

Just be a smart, safe ho and you're fine ^_^ (besides, everyone has done something another person considers "hoe-ish" at some point, so don't feel bad).

You have to get it out of your system. It’s good for you and your future husband...

"Because if you don't, I'm stuck doing it....dammit!"

You found a new angle.