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SW-User
depends, do I love her?
PurpleHearts · 22-25, F
@SW-User you already imagined your wedding together, chose names for your kids and thought of a nice retirement place for you 2.
SW-User
@PurpleHearts then no, there is no amount of money. well, maybe a billion dollars and we'll talk.
PurpleHearts · 22-25, F
@SW-User ok, would you do it for 5 billion? but you also have to tell her that she was the worst thing that ever happened to you and that you never want to see her ever again.
SW-User
@PurpleHearts can I slip her a few hundred million dollars for her troubles?
PurpleHearts · 22-25, F
@SW-User nope, not even a goodbye hug
SW-User
@PurpleHearts and I love this girl and all the plans...
$5 billion. that's tough. Done, show me the money.
$5 billion. that's tough. Done, show me the money.
PurpleHearts · 22-25, F
@SW-User omg really? *writes you a check* and I was pulling so hard for you 2 😖 eh Mr. Heartless
SW-User
@PurpleHearts it was a tough call, but I am heartless after all.