I am ashamed I am not perfect or rather haven't been.I wonder how many of you guys feel the same in a way?

@Allelse Yep that's good advise I agree especially the law part.😂

Hahaha! Yeah well, dont want to spend your life in Jail, not to mention that most laws are there to protect other people from theft, violence etc. so cant have you running around with a pipe looking for heads to crack.

[c=#008099]so cant have you running around with a pipe looking for heads to crack.[/c] 😂 what an unexpected but funny visual.

@Pureblossom Hahahaha! I dont know why that came to mind; I think it has to do with this episode of the simpsons I watched the other day, where Homer wanted to hit Ned Flanders over the head with a pipe and steal his tickets to some football game.

Ah good ol Homer Simpson he should be nicer to his darling neighbor.

@Pureblossom Yeah Ned is a lovable fellow, but then the hyper-religiousness would get on my nerves after a while.

@Allelse You could just tell him to tone than down around you, he would as he is respectful.

@Pureblossom True. And considering the nutters who live in my neighbourhood I think I'd prefer Ned Flanders.

😂

@Pureblossom I mean my closest neighbour is this bloody woman who LATCHEs onto me the very moment she sites me outside, and before you know it an hour has passed as she inflicts upon me a saga of self involved dribble about something that happened to her in her life one time. URGHHHHHHH!!!

@Allelse Aww that doesn't sound so bad lol it could be a lot worse .

@Pureblossom Oh no! Believe me, its awful! :O she goes ON and ON and ON! Last time it was about some damn sausage dog she once had.

What if she sang it instead like In a musical would that be better ? 😂😂

@Pureblossom Nope!! Then I'd have to call the loony bin and have her carted off once and for all!

😂😂 or broadway 🎭

You know what!! I think I'm gonna have you carted off to the loony bin too :P Let you and her share the same cell, because I guarantee if you're not already a bit bananas you will be after that that. :P

Nah not if I get you there first 😇

Oh come on! Please dont! Bad enough living next to her. I swear she keeps her eyes out so she can leave her house at the sametime I leave mine!