Can someone make me laugh?

What did the green grape say to the purple grape! BREATH!!

I hear 5 out of 6 people think Russian roulette is safe !

How is Christmas like going to work ?.....You work hard and some fat bloke in a suit takes all the credit !

The NSA !....A government organization that ACTUALLY listens to you ! 😱

2 gays in a haunted house, put the willies up each other.

just laugh for no reason... am i the only one that does that ??

If that joke had such an impact on your brother that he laughs about years later, why don't you borrow it? 😅

Here are three completely useless facts:

1. The toothpaste “Colgate” in Spanish translates to “go hang yourself”

2. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

3. South Korea has created Women Only parking spots.

I’m trying to tell a story:

I forgot I had this in my camera roll too:

Watch this one :)
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