I am your waiter you gonna leave me a good tip?

@Danez No I don't mess with people's food. I am one of those well done steak people so I get it.

@Neurotoxin but still probably not good practice to ask customers this question before they order anything. they might take it the wrong way.

@Danez Yeah I never do that. There are a few people I work with though that you can just tell are trying too hard for tips to the point where it annoys people. Had this one weird girl who would talk in a fake english accent or would hit on all the men folk.

@Catzgano white and they are made from these rare grapes only found in this weird old farmers farm in a very remote village in italy. It is so remote the location is a secret and can't be found on google maps

Can my location be kept secret too?

@Catzgano sure for a little bit extra money

@SerenitiesScars heads

It was tails... *leaves you a dollar..*

@lacsar how am i an asshole?

@lacsar it's cool I was confused.