can you tell me something

I’ll never forget the first day we met. We were both shopping at walmart & i had the pleasure of reaching for the same carton of original almond milk at the same time as you. We both said “sorry” at the same time, and i said “you can have it” and you said “No, no it’s fine i think i’ll just get vanilla flavored” and i said “Oh, flavored almond milk frickin sucks chode” and you laughed and said “Right?!”

I was surprised that you even laughed at that. most ppl are horrified by the things i say, but you didn’t bat an eye...it intrigued me. We continued to shop, walking side by side with our carts. I said that i had to go to the beauty section to get some lotion, i thought you would go ahead & check out now because you were obviously done shopping, but following me around. I didn’t know if you were just doing that to be nice or you didn’t have anything better to do. I was getting a little annoyed with you, but you said “I’ll come with!” & i said “Mkay” because i don’t have it in me to say “fuck off”

We arrived at the beauty section & i’m reading the back of different types of lotion while you were chatting away about politics, i think? It was either that or math equations, because these are the only things that my mind blocks out & i was blocking whatever tf you were talking about Hardcore.

You then noticed i was ignoring you & said “For fucks sake!! Just choose aveeno, picking lotion isn’t that fucking hard” i was so shook. We were best friends ever since (:

*whispers gibberish in your ear*

My one toe looks funny.

Something.

U is NOTZ Very SmarTZ

Yes I could

something!

Something