Halloween Costume?

Sponge Bob

As a businessman. Should be cheaper to make than other suits also you can still show your face in case you're single at the party :)) if you don't think that's scary then be a banker, that's really scary.

Something Old, something new, something borrowed and something Blue... Wait, hold up!
My mistake.. that's for a bride!
Scratch that idea!

I'm going as a scarecrow. I was trying to choose between that and Beetlejuice. Maybe you could do something like that?

Nyi Roro Kidul. Or the queen of the south sea. Look it up

One of the salior scouts!

working class zero tax paying shmoe without healthcare.

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potatoe?

Wonder Woman

A cat in a pumpkin suit!

You could go as Kenny the toilet guy

How about a witch

Lady Godiva.

Ghost face.

Depends, cute, scary, sexy, punny?