Halloween Costume?

Sponge Bob

You could go as Kenny the toilet guy

As a businessman. Should be cheaper to make than other suits also you can still show your face in case you're single at the party :)) if you don't think that's scary then be a banker, that's really scary.

I'm going as a scarecrow. I was trying to choose between that and Beetlejuice. Maybe you could do something like that?

Something Old, something new, something borrowed and something Blue... Wait, hold up!
My mistake.. that's for a bride!
Scratch that idea!

working class zero tax paying shmoe without healthcare.

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Nyi Roro Kidul. Or the queen of the south sea. Look it up

One of the salior scouts!

How about a witch

A cat in a pumpkin suit!

Wonder Woman

Ghost face.

potatoe?

Depends, cute, scary, sexy, punny?

Lady Godiva.