I’m going to the movies with the friend who tried to kiss me tonight.

this still going on.. you a glutton for punishment..

maybe... go on about how the super sized tampons are too tight though one day you sneezed and it cannoned out of your vaggy.

or, eat lots of crunchy stuff.. and make sure everything you get is in those plasticy fakey aluminum looking baggies... :D

maybe belch or wear too much knock off perfume?

keep checking your make up and make smoochie faces at the mirror compact.

then WINK.

bring a back pack.. with a big furry goofy animal inside which you name snookylumps and tap the bag every so often asking if it wants popcorn?

get up to pee alot.. then as you come back call him by a nickname he will hate and say "what's wrong .....??? don'tchewwuffymuffyme?

i know, bring a white cane! wear sunglasses. (i do that.. of course i suffer from WET AMD... but it drives people nuts wondering why a guy who suffers any form of blindness and WEARS his sunglasses inside the theater is even there knocking his stick around..

WUAHAHAHAHAH!

oh and wriggle around alot going "next time tampax.. i'm going regular size"