What is the surest way to drive away people who love you?

Ask them to get out and check to see if the tire is going flat and then speed off

Be Yourself. With emotions. And needs. And all the flaky quirks you have.

Have an affair

Close yourself off to them.

Bad attitude

follow and become my apprentice, it seems.

Addiction

For me, just being my incompetent self. I never drive them away on purpose though.

Stab them in the back.

tell them to fuck off.