ties balloon with water in it to mail box and main door ,*Rings door bell again* , snickers and hides

i wouldn't bother a neighbor for baking ingredients unless i knew them really well and knew they'd still be up at 1am

ha ha a cup of flour and an egg , you'd be better off saying have you seen my Cat "Ernie"

It is creepy. I have the chills. Guess who's not sleeping tonight?

Don't stick your head out at that time of night, anyone who knows you can call you first before coming over...

@CallMeDex
I'm jealous. I want a halberd.

In such cases a tactical flashlight would come in real handy, those flashlights are bright enough to temporarily blind someone...I need one to keep next to my baseball bat too.

Try Ciara's house. She can't delete you from her doorstep.

a tactical flashlight Patti , my my aren't we the little Rambo today , lol

Wonder who it is.
You didn't order a pizza did you? :D

Oh, trust me I won't.

Meow ! neva ! ha ha ha

*hides behind a tree*

FurryFace: It can be used as a weapon to temporarily blind someone and buy some time...I'm going to buy one and if I need to use it I will. Besides I need a strong light to walk around in the backyard at night because there could be snakes crawling around.

Buy a machete.

Creepy. 😬

I don't wonder, because if they step into my house according to the law I'm allowed to shoot them. So they better stay outside.
I wish. If I ordered a pizza I would have been excited for the door bell to ring, not creeped out locked in my room with possible weapons surrounding me.

Damn you FurryFace, come over here so I can declaw you. D:<

Grab both. I have a halberd. Game on