Can I keep you in my basement and feed you mice?

I hate micces to pieces

I prefer to eat bugs

Nu uh. Counter offer. Basement apartment, regular people food, no noisy laundry whilst I'm sleeping

make the mice chicken then i will consider it

With rain water to wash it down?

'mice' 😆 🤢 I thought that was 'nice'

quit flirting with my snake

Like gummy candy mice?

Sounds kinky, count me in.

Pizza or no deal!

basement sure, mice nah

sure