if you were around my age would you consider a 35 year old a "baby"

An old man goes into a Confessional. He says to the priest "Forgive me father, I must confess, I've been having a wild sexual relationship with a hot 24 year old single woman who adores me and fulfills my every desire."
The priest says "well, I'm glad you're happy, but you know having intercourse outside of the bonds of marriage is a sin. Say 3 Hail Marys and come back next week."
The old man says "I'm sorry father, I can't say Hail Marys, I'm Jewish."
The priest says "Jewish? Then why did you come here and confess your wild sexual relationship with a much younger woman?"
And the old man says "Because I can't help telling everyone!"
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