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So many attractive women...so little intelligence.

I have more banter with a spoon in my tea.
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SW-User
Then, you must cherish this spoon!
@SW-User 😜👍
UTD99 · 26-30, M
@SW-User spoon is in bed with me as we speak, I'm the little spoon ;)
SW-User
@UTD99 LOL. You're being spoonwhipped by the spoon! I have heard it all now!
@UTD99 Oooooohhhhhhhh!!!...😂👍
UTD99 · 26-30, M
@SW-User i like a spoon who takes charge, makes me feel safe
UTD99 · 26-30, M
@BRICSruleNATOiscrybaby mate what are you doing?
SW-User
@UTD99 Yeah, I understand that feeling. I is very happy for you, to have found just the spoon.
UTD99 · 26-30, M
@SW-User he's not just an ordinary spoon, he has a plastic handle
@UTD99 I'm enjoying reading this hilarious conversation around banters and spoon!...You know how to answer people, mate!...Cheers!...😎👍
SW-User
@UTD99 His plastic handle must be so smooth to touch. Lol.
UTD99 · 26-30, M
@SW-User wow, get your mind out of the gutter!
SW-User
@UTD99 But plastic is smooth, no? What am I missing here? His plastic no smooth? :(
UTD99 · 26-30, M
@SW-Useryou know what you're saying!
SW-User
@UTD99 You're imagining what I am supposed to be saying. I do not have the intelligence for innuendos, sheesh. I'm just a woman, not a spoon.
UTD99 · 26-30, M
@SW-User fuck sake, women take everything to heart. I'll give you a back rub and Ben and Jerry's
SW-User
@UTD99 🤣 Nope. I am not taking anything to heart. I processed it in my mind and it made me nod slowly and come here to cheer you along with your cherishable spoon.
UTD99 · 26-30, M
@SW-User my spoons bigger than your spoon. Let's stop this utter bollocks lol
SW-User
@UTD99 I have no spoons so by default your spoon is bigger than mine. Lol yes, lets stop this bollocking.
Toodles.
UTD99 · 26-30, M
@SW-User have a good day:)
SW-User
@UTD99 You as well. :)