If you were to go to jail - What would probably be the crime?

@JupiterDreams That's my girl

@HelloHelloNde I only know one thing for sure, about myself, [b][i]IF [/i][/b] I were to do something that would see me locked up anywhere, it wouldn't be for anything small, or unimportant. And I'd never make it to trial. Being locked in, trapped anywhere, is more than terrifying to me. I couldn't live through weeks of it, let alone months or years. My old heart would stop.