Nothing more humbling than conducting an 8-person post-op fart census.

The joys of working in healthcare.

You ask and ask again, and a third time just in case.

I talk about farts, fart-related topics more than I fart myself

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lovingdead · 36-40, M

Te he he he, 13 year old me would find this twice as funny as i do

JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M

How do you handle refusals (missing data)?

Do you impute with a general linear fart-model?
Do you randomly fill in missing data with the data from those who responded to the fart survey?
Do you model fart propensity then make a random draw using this propensity as your probability?

What is the mean weekly fart rate?
What is the mean annual cost of farting?

SnickersDOM · M

Of the 8 how many typically respond with "pull my finger"? 🤔

#ForScience

Miram · 31-35, F

@SnickersDOM actually zero lmao

Ferric67 · M

There’s a 95 year old woman whom comes to see me at work for a weekly appointment….and she repeatedly tells me about her farts and diarrhea

True disgusting story

MrSmartyPants · 46-50, M

Farting is too good to just talk about :(

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