Roommate: "How was theraoy today,Kali?" Me:

@sstronaut Aye

@ChemicalXTheExtraterrestrial

@sstronaut Looks like Alien <3

@CountScrofula She made me feel really guilty about not responding to a check-in call she made before leaving the country for two weeks. I don't think she meant to but I could tell she was legit worried I died or something.

@ChemicalXTheExtraterrestrial hey look its how all of us felt when you dropped off the map and changed accounts :P