Nvidia opens investigation after CEO Jensen Huang’s affair with alleged Chinese spy.

I know. I’ve got news channels too.

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Gotta love how immoral behavior on the part of a corporate overlord is perfectly acceptable- until it starts to affect quarterly earnings, and then it becomes unforgivable.

Actually, no- until it starts to negatively affect quarterly earnings. Barbecuing orphans is fine if share prices go up.

😁 and the photo didn't give it away