Respecting the working classes and accommodating them in their delightful holidays and traditions. Well, as Lord of the Manor TLDR
I decided to regale the minions of the village and entertain them as only a person of my great esteem should do. I rode my horse through the village entertaining the serfs with tales of old and bestowing them with gifts showing my appreciation of their sacrifice.
Well, this went really well and the villagers were crowding around me wishing me well and swearing allegiance. So, it was a great shock to me when, once again I was surrounded by the SAS (who are in cahoots with the illuminati) and, once again remanded in custody. Well, I was backafronted, you could have knocked me over with a feather when one of the SAS people said that she was a part time police officer and that she was arresting me for stealing a clothes horse from the over 50 woman's institute and riding it like a horse through the village and throwing the undergarments at the public while shouting 'THE EARTH IS FLAT' and then urinating in the wishing well in the park and then falling asleep in the urinal in the White Swan Pub.
But I had an answer in my defence, I said, 'where is your proof of this?'. The SAS lady then showed me some CCTV coverage of the said incident.
Well, once again I was backafronted...It was quite clear that this was AI generated by the Illuminati, 5G and the windmills but I know the good people of SW will defend me and protect me in this time of need.
Appreciation for your sympathy in advance.
Well, this went really well and the villagers were crowding around me wishing me well and swearing allegiance. So, it was a great shock to me when, once again I was surrounded by the SAS (who are in cahoots with the illuminati) and, once again remanded in custody. Well, I was backafronted, you could have knocked me over with a feather when one of the SAS people said that she was a part time police officer and that she was arresting me for stealing a clothes horse from the over 50 woman's institute and riding it like a horse through the village and throwing the undergarments at the public while shouting 'THE EARTH IS FLAT' and then urinating in the wishing well in the park and then falling asleep in the urinal in the White Swan Pub.
But I had an answer in my defence, I said, 'where is your proof of this?'. The SAS lady then showed me some CCTV coverage of the said incident.
Well, once again I was backafronted...It was quite clear that this was AI generated by the Illuminati, 5G and the windmills but I know the good people of SW will defend me and protect me in this time of need.
Appreciation for your sympathy in advance.
56-60, M
