After watching several "Planet of the Apes" documentaries, I must admit that the claims seem irrefutable.

I think your reliance on the stories of William H. Macy-Sphere aka Shakespeare writing his own plays is without basis. The better theories suggest that, like the Great Pyramids, aliens wrote those plays. Clearly, that is just the type of conduct an alien would engage in.

Besides, the typewriter monkeys have supposedly disappeared due poor quality typewriting, unless you've made a discovery?

I don't think rescinded means what you think it does.

Why is there still apes? 🤔

If they evolved… 🤓

IMO there is more genius in training a lot of monkeys in typewriting than the one in the book they would type!

Do you listen to Karl Pilkington?