Are we controlled by secret society's such as the Hallouminati or the shape shifting lizards (SSL) that live on the Moon?
I have no wish to scare you but, if you are of a nervous disposition I suggest you read no further. As a creation scientist and an expert in social scientificness I assure you we live in worrying times.
I myself was a victim of the evil of the Hallouminati and the SSL along with their control of the 9G towers and the local special forces in the UK.
Sorry if this is TDLR but my story must be heard for your own safety.
Well, I am an a a great fan of eqestran....eqin...eqinine...errr...horse riding so I was riding my horse one day through the streets of my little village regaling the Ladies and Gentlemen as I rode through on my steed. I was on top of the World.
This was going great and I could see the public adored me so you must share in my dismay when I found myself surrounded (yet again) by 20 SAS Commando's who...sorry this is so upsetting, they pulled me from my gallant steed and forced me to the ground....I was flabbergasted.
I demanded an explanation and I was approached by 2 of the SAS soldiers (there were only two at this point as the others probably took up defensive positions to prevent me from escaping on my trusty steed). Anyway they identified themselves as a local Policewoman and a concerned member of the public who was in her 50's but it was clear to me they were both in league with the Hallouminati.
They started to make some false accusations, accusing my horse (my gallant steed) of not really being a real horse but in fact being a clothes horse that I had apparently 'stolen' from the ladies (over 40's) recreation centre and was currently in use to dry swimwear and underwear from said damsels. Alas, it does not end there...They also accused me of falling asleep on the couch in the said recreation centre and 'soiling' the cushions in my repast and demanded compensation for the damaged cushions and the stolen underwear.
They accused me of being drunk but all I had was a can of cider...and a couple of 4 litre bottles of cooking wine so was completely sober.
Take my warning people, it is me now but could be you next.
Professor H Peabody
Skegness Sciense Univercity.
I myself was a victim of the evil of the Hallouminati and the SSL along with their control of the 9G towers and the local special forces in the UK.
Sorry if this is TDLR but my story must be heard for your own safety.
Well, I am an a a great fan of eqestran....eqin...eqinine...errr...horse riding so I was riding my horse one day through the streets of my little village regaling the Ladies and Gentlemen as I rode through on my steed. I was on top of the World.
This was going great and I could see the public adored me so you must share in my dismay when I found myself surrounded (yet again) by 20 SAS Commando's who...sorry this is so upsetting, they pulled me from my gallant steed and forced me to the ground....I was flabbergasted.
I demanded an explanation and I was approached by 2 of the SAS soldiers (there were only two at this point as the others probably took up defensive positions to prevent me from escaping on my trusty steed). Anyway they identified themselves as a local Policewoman and a concerned member of the public who was in her 50's but it was clear to me they were both in league with the Hallouminati.
They started to make some false accusations, accusing my horse (my gallant steed) of not really being a real horse but in fact being a clothes horse that I had apparently 'stolen' from the ladies (over 40's) recreation centre and was currently in use to dry swimwear and underwear from said damsels. Alas, it does not end there...They also accused me of falling asleep on the couch in the said recreation centre and 'soiling' the cushions in my repast and demanded compensation for the damaged cushions and the stolen underwear.
They accused me of being drunk but all I had was a can of cider...and a couple of 4 litre bottles of cooking wine so was completely sober.
Take my warning people, it is me now but could be you next.
Professor H Peabody
Skegness Sciense Univercity.
56-60, M
