Have you checked your savings? Someone from the bank just called, said they needed my account number and PIN. I asked what for?

It turns out that they need the PIN because the money had been in there so long they needed to clean it to stop it from deteriorating. I managed to get my PIN over to them just in the nick of time, they will be putting the money back in tomorrow. Phew! That was a close one, all my cash could have rotted away. I am glad my bank have people like the nice young Nigerian Prince that called to help me.