I had a bit of a sore tummy yesterday so the nurse gave me 2 suppositories to take. Well they looked to big to swallow so I crushed them up and mixed

them with some cider to make them easier to swallow. Well, 4 hours later I still have a dodgy stomach. The so called 'suppositories' were bloody useless, I might as well have stuck them up my arse...What the heck is going on with the NHS these days?