Are we in end times, are the 4 Norsemen of the Acropolis about to leash havoc? All this news about the recent molar eclipse has many people worried

Well, as a creation scientist let me explain the facts to you. As you are probably aware the Sun and the Moon are both the biggest stars in the solar cistern and they revolve around one and other. When they come close to the dome of the Earth (the firmament) they bounce into each other and this is what causes a molar eclipse like the one we saw this week.

So you see all perfectly explainable, creation science has the answers...follow the science people.

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hunkalove · 61-69, M

The reason why so many people, especially Americans, can't understand how the sun and moon work is because they went to school to study business and medicine and nucular energy and they don't have a clue about the universe. I'm a brine taster over at the pickle factory and I know darn well from experience how much common sense creation science makes!

NativePortlander1970

@hunkalove "creation science"? Then explain why there's a waste sewage plant next to the playground.

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@hunkalove Indeed Sir. That bloody nuclar...people should be using molar energy.

hunkalove · 61-69, M

@AndysAttic Darn tootin', Professor! And if you ever need me to testify on your behalf in court, especially if it's a murder trial or something involving the sale of nucular secrets, you can count on me! All expenses paid to Skegness, of course!

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@hunkalove Thank you kindly Sir, the invite will follow shortly.