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Is the Sun real? Well I have my doubts, I think it may be a 'light' which is controlled by NASA and here are my reasons:

As I said before I stopped looking a the Sun through my telescope during the day as I started to feel dizzy and the eye I was using stopped working. This was clearly due to the force field that NASA had put around it to stop us looking at it and...

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JaFuzz · 22-25, M

I seriously believe that the Earth is actually shaped like a contact lense and that the sun is just a massive lightbulb.

deadgerbil · 26-30, M Best Comment

I found a NASA employee hiding in the stuffing of my turkey. They are everywhere and people need to be vigilant

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@deadgerbil I respect your observational prowess Sir.

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@AndysAttic only the spiritually elevated can see what's going on. They will be the remnant in the end of days

Thodsis · 51-55, M

My own research supports yours.

The fact that the 'Sun' is much lower in the sky during Winter clearly proves that the Illumi'no'ti want us to stay in bed.

And who likes beds?

Bed bugs.

Which we all know are carriers of disgusting baguette germs and 'Le Cinque G'.

Coincidence?

I think not!............

Nimbus · M

As all Daily Mail readers know the Sun isn't real.

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Nimbus Indeed Sir, I miss the 'Sunday Sport' (it may still be around) but that was a true source of 100% accurate news.

Indeed an organ of public service.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

The earth is infinitely symbol shape..

llswag · 18-21, F

This is a very good take

hunkalove · 70-79, M

Hot dang, Professor, I wish you were an American. You could have your own TV show! With beer commercials and lotsa hot naked babes! You could be elected el presidente!

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@hunkalove Sir, thanks you for the compliment but I think I may be an American. I believe my family sailed to Scotland from America on the Mayflower...Well, it is a long story, they actually came from Scotland on the Mayflower but the settlers sent them back because of the unpleasantness with the cattle prod.

hunkalove · 70-79, M

@AndysAttic Filthy bastards! Is it any wonder Scotland is no longer a state?

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