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I heard from a reliable anonymous source on the internet that the ants on the Ark were of the carpenter variety and that the weight of the large dinosaurs caused the Ark's bottom to drop where the ants had weakened it. All the dinosaurs were lost before the opening could be secured. The biggest mystery however is whether this was a random act of ant mischief or whether they were hired by the rhinos and hippos to do this dastardly deed. The investigation did not proceed however because the passengers were afraid that they'd be the ants' next victim 😔😔
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@TrunkZ Sir, this is a plausible theory but I think you will find that the rhino's ate all but one pair of healthy aardvarks so I find it hard to believe that the ants would have been on their side. Although, they may have been threatened...for shame.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
@AndysAttic Perhaps. Things were crazy in the before times. Thank goodness these kinds of dastardly acts don't occur anymore. Heck, even the murder hornets that had been so hyped up seem to have assimilated into a more civilized society. They are following the example that we humans have set.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@TrunkZ Indeed Sir, I think humans fell when Mary Ann Twanette (the face that launched a thousand shrimps) was hung from the guillotine...We lost our humanity on that day.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@TrunkZ I liked 'rainy days and Mondays'.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
@AndysAttic Hmmm... They always get me down
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@TrunkZ And then the postman comes and it is fine.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
@AndysAttic I hate that guy. He always rings twice 😡😡
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
@AndysAttic Thanks for BC