Armageddon is here! I was arrested just for going to church...Don't believe me? Read on, Here in the UK I was apprehended as I left the church

and surrounded by the police simply for the act of going to church. Well, I am a gentle soul and I told the officers that 'I would come quietly'. However, I know the law and demanded to see the Officer in charge and asked 'WHY ON EARTH HAVE I BEEN ARRESTED FOR GOING TO CHURCH'? I could see the officer was embarrassed by this, perhaps she had churchgoing people in her family...however, she said, 'yes, you have been arrested but not for going to church it was because you were drunk and then snatched the holy wine from the Vicar...after that you took your trousers off and mooned the old lady that played the organ. After that, she added you went in to the park with your stolen bottle of communion wine and urinated in the water fountain. This is what she said but!!!!! I knew, and she knew that I was arrested for going to church. I wonder what the Illuminati and NASA's next move will be....For shame.