I am planning to open a Creation/Holistic/Home remedy Accident and Emergency hospital and the idea is shaking big pharma to the core

My specialists will cure broken limbs with prayer, home remedies and holistic medicine. My approach is causing waves throughout the medical profession and shaking it to it's very foundations.

But, you may be unsure about the research, well don't be...We have the finest Creation Scientists in the World (some of whom have worked on Dr Ham's Ark).

Currently our operation is quite small and works out of a lock up garage beside the abattoir in Skegness and we have been told we are not allowed to practice anywhere, ever, at all in the UK (big pharma are very worried about us and closed us down). Therefore, I must ask my US friends if there is a market for us over there?

Clearly you must answer quick before big pharma, the illuminati, the Royal Family and NASA find out as they will close down the internet.

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Majorlatency · M Best Comment

I'm a patient of Dr Attics. This is not a paid review as he is broke. Dr Attics home grown remedies has had remarkable results. I suffer lower back pain and being a truck driver he recommended Magic Mushrooms.. Now i feel no pain and literally fly through traffic, listening to the 8 track at full tilt. (Its an old truck) i recommend his "Sleepy Time Tea" providing you want to be unconscious for a fortnight...

I have a mate in Bognor that would consider renting you space in his tool shed for a satellite office.

***** <- Google five star rating for creative pharmacist... I don't know why he asked my girlfiend to take off her top and jump up and down for a bit.. But he is the doctor and knows what he's doing..

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Majorlatency · M

@AndysAttic Thanks Professor. I never questioned his medical expertise. He did have an unusual way of checking my prostate, needless to say with the firm grip he had on my shoulders I knew I was in safe hands.

Ps My girlfriend would like her bra back.

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Majorlatency I will see if I can find it.

Majorlatency · M

@AndysAttic Thanks for BA! I haven't been so good at this lately..

Yesterday my girlfriend asked which of my friends would I have a 3some with?"
Apparently naming 2 of them wasn't the best answer!

Kstrong · 56-60, F

Theres a time and place for medical intervention. I suffered from a severe car collision when i was a young adult. Im gratefulfor that intervention and that it was there. As ive regained my life, I've moved in a more holistic direction. I try to treat my daily pain with something that will do the least amount of damage to my systems. I do know of Dr. Ham, creation science and do believe there is a growing market for that here. People have been let down by the huge pharmaceuticals, our homes and atmospheres drowning in chemical compounds, from furniture, wood flooring, cleaners, toothpaste, medicine.... there are natural alternatives that do the same, but may take longer for the same results, for those that are willing to do the work.

Life is about choices and making the best ones that your particular circumstances outline to achieve the best results for yourself.

I think there is a place for that here in the States and an audience for that here who are looking into alternative medicine.