Was the Earth ever flat? Well science is divided on the matter but many now believe that the Earth was flat up until the global flood

that wiped out the dinosaurs 4000 years ago. Indeed many of these scientists believe that it was the waters that cascaded down from the firmament that rounded off the Earth and changed it from being flat into (in the words of Mike deGrasse Tyson) 'an oblong Haemorrhoid'.

I am aware that this post is very scientific and that many of you simply do not have the science background that is required to debate this type of thing but it would be fascinating to hear your views. I thank you.

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Pinkstarburst · F

Don’t you ever pay attention??? The great turtle who balanced the flat earth on its back died 4000 years ago and the tears from the dinosaurs filled the earth’s terrain until it crumbled, filled up the upside-down turtle shell (because they flip upside-down when they die), and solidified into a sphere. The dinosaurs actually jumped into the muddy sludge, sacrificing themselves to the great turtle table top.

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Pinkstarburst Ma'am. First of all I must congratulate you for your carefully thought out thesis but I feel I must have to correct you. The turtle was in fact an armadillo (as described in the scientific song 'is this the way to armadillo') , this has been a proven fact for many years.

Pinkstarburst · F

@AndysAttic The armadillo does seem plausible. BUT it does not explain the that some humans breathe out of their butthole which is a turtle trait. I believe this could have only evolved by evolving from the turtle DNA mixed with our planet.

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Pinkstarburst Ma'am, once again I must recognise your intellectual ability but the only people that breathe through their arseholes are those on the Southern hemisphere on account of them being upside down.

Pinkstarburst · F

@AndysAttic I’m afraid I didn’t explain my theory verily clearly. These creatures are called buttheads and when they open their “mouth”, well…must I be graphic????

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Pinkstarburst No, that is perfectly clear, I think you are alluding to the greater, purple, polka dotted underground stone eater.

Pinkstarburst · F

@AndysAttic My findings have shown that they look like regular humans with only this one genetic mutation.