Dinosaurs, the facts #3. Fossils. There is clearly some confusion about dinosaurs and whether they existed, science is divided on the matter

First we must ask ourselves, what are fossils? Well as a creation scientist I can tell you that fossils are made of stone...so are we being told that these creatures had stone bones? Seems a little silly to me and would point to the fact that these 'fossils' are stone sculptures planted into the ground by NASA, the Illuminati and the British Royal Family 250 years ago to make us all think that the Earth was older than 6000 years.

A final though: When I visited the Natural History Museum in London I was shown 'Dippy the Diplodocus', when the Illuminati guard was not watching one of our group touched this 'fossil' and found it to be made of plastic...so now these fossils are also made of plastic...Indeed.

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This is one of my own theories.....

hunkalove · 61-69, M

@SW-User Hey, that's my sister!

Mamapolo2016 · F

@SW-User And since birds evolved from dinosaurs, and dinosaurs would definitely have required combs to maintain their personal appearance and appeal, the comb ended up on roosters, who no longer have hair but are certainly vain!

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@Mamapolo2016 Thank you for that. I always like to think that I have learnt at least one new fact each day.

Mamapolo2016 · F

@SW-User I'm all about facks.

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@Mamapolo2016 Just like me Mamapolo :)

Mamapolo2016 · F

@AndysAttic Jest the same, Andy

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@SW-User To be judged as "Best Comment" means much to me, particularly as having been awarded by a fellow member of the Intelligentsia. The baying crowd who scorn such theories as my own can, as they would say themselves, "get knotted".

Emboldened by this Award I would like to expand upon my theory. Remember, at the time of the dinosaurs, around 4000 BC, neither combs nor scissors had been invented. Thinking people - consider the implications. A tangle of overgrown hair obscuring the view of each and every dinosaur. Banging into trees, rocks - and how many would have plunged down into deep ravines, to their sad demise? And the fights between the poor creatures, having bumped into each other, blinded by hair, and assuming aggression.

Well, perhaps enough for now. I have still to fully integrate the Flood and its effects into my theory, but will soon be publishing my book:- "The Extinction of the Dinosaurs: The Full Facts", which will be available at all good bookstores.

Thank you.